July182014
nacho-scratcho:

Here’s my today’s present to myself.

nacho-scratcho:

Here’s my today’s present to myself.

(via thomasmwilson)

July22014

My subconscious = jerk that’s watched a lot of comedy in the last week

Last night, I dreamt I was in a beautiful fancy restaurant with an ocean view. I was seated by a large bay window and given a menu. When the waitress came, I asked if the grilled calamari was gluten-free.

"Gluten-free?"

"You know, like, no wheat? Or any stuff with wheat in it?"

"Oh, right. It’s not gluten-free, but let me bring you something that is."

She went to the kitchen and, a few minutes later, came back with a basket of bread.

"Thanks so much," I said, "but bread would fall into the category of things I CAN’T eat."

"Oh, right" she said. "Let me find something else then."

She returned with a plate full of Wheat Thins, Triscuits, and goldfish.

"Okay, thanks?" I said. "But, again, these are all excellent examples of things that are made almost entirely of wheat. And also, this restaurant is super nice to be serving goldfish."

"Of course, of course," she said. "Can you explain what gluten is again?"

"It’s like a protein in wheat. I’m essentially allergic to WHEAT."

"Aha," she said. "Got it. Why don’t I get the chef?"

A moment passes and then she comes back with the chef. They hand me a silver platter with a lid.

The waitress lifts the lid. On the platter was a piece of toast.

"It’s our double wheat bread. It has two kinds of wheat in it!"

"Great," I said.

June52014
June32014
robotcatlawyer:

Angels make lousy big brothers.

robotcatlawyer:

Angels make lousy big brothers.

(Source: unclefather)

May242014

I’m pretty sure all my neuroticism stems from the fact that I’m an actor who was told she should be a writer.

May92014
patbaer:

hannanimal:

The Del Close Marathon website features an animation of chairs being thrown across the stage, which is the most accurate description of an improv festival I’ve ever seen. 

Every DCM, at least 3 chairs at Hudson Guild end up broken. EVERY YEAR.


I really love the design!

patbaer:

hannanimal:

The Del Close Marathon website features an animation of chairs being thrown across the stage, which is the most accurate description of an improv festival I’ve ever seen. 

Every DCM, at least 3 chairs at Hudson Guild end up broken. EVERY YEAR.

I really love the design!

(via chrisreblogs)

9PM
“Why is comedy the only form of the arts where people think they have to agree with or approve the content? You don’t walk through a museum with a towel and throw it over paintings you don’t like.” Jim Norton (via thatlitsite)

(via weaziller77)

April22014
March72014

kellyqehudson:

I’VE ALSO DISCOVERED SOMETHING CALLED MEDICATION AND FOR SOME REASON IT’S WORKING LIKE A CHARM FOR ME

Yeah. Good point, Kelly. Also meditation, diet, therapy, etc. Reblogged more for bravery of talking about anxiety experience than agreement. I’ve done a ton of work to get to a place where I can live with my brain and believe there are very concrete things you can do to alleviate anxiety.

(Source: snapdraws)

12PM

theatlanticcities:

Two artists in Brooklyn are living in a giant hamster wheel.

(Source: thisiscitylab)

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