January142012
healywu: paulftompkins: omgponiez: Surprised Mudskipper Is Surprised Someone please make this a meme. I don’t know how you take the background out, but I really want to see this face superimposed on other pictures. So my pal omgponiez will not stop posting hideous images of these monsters who threaten humanity with their lethal ugliness. They are known as mudskippers instead of what they are begging to be called, which is destructioninspirers. I try to find all animals interesting and valuable in their own right, especially those creatures that straddle evolutionary edges like these guys……………….. BUT THESE ARE THE MOST HORRIFYING THINGS I HAVE EVER WITNESSED IN MY SHORT AND BRUTAL LIFE. I watched the linked video and all I could do was squeal ON NO NO NO NOOOOOO GROOOOOOSS UGHGHGH AHHHHHH. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. It’s horrifying and THEN it get to the part where the tiny ones that look cute at first UNTIL THEY START VOMITTING UP CLUMPS OF BEACH MUD. Hey, hey, hey everybody, judge not lest ye be judged. The mudskipper, in a way, is a metaphor for ALL life. Cause, really, guys, isn’t human life just a complicated version of rolling around in the mud to keep cool, of sticking our faces in the mud and taking big gulps of it and spitting it out just so we can take shelter in our little hovels where we also hide our little babies that ARE… WAIT… OHMYGOD… THE BABIES ARE A WALL OF TINY EYEBALLLS? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE TERROR! I was with you, mudskipper, until the THE EYEBALL BABY WALL which is something I’m pretty sure I saw on acid once.

healywu:

paulftompkins:

omgponiez:

Surprised Mudskipper Is Surprised

Someone please make this a meme. I don’t know how you take the background out, but I really want to see this face superimposed on other pictures.

So my pal omgponiez will not stop posting hideous images of these monsters who threaten humanity with their lethal ugliness. They are known as mudskippers instead of what they are begging to be called, which is destructioninspirers.

I try to find all animals interesting and valuable in their own right, especially those creatures that straddle evolutionary edges like these guys………………..

BUT THESE ARE THE MOST HORRIFYING THINGS I HAVE EVER WITNESSED IN MY SHORT AND BRUTAL LIFE.

I watched the linked video and all I could do was squeal ON NO NO NO NOOOOOO GROOOOOOSS UGHGHGH AHHHHHH. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. It’s horrifying and THEN it get to the part where the tiny ones that look cute at first UNTIL THEY START VOMITTING UP CLUMPS OF BEACH MUD.

Hey, hey, hey everybody, judge not lest ye be judged. The mudskipper, in a way, is a metaphor for ALL life. Cause, really, guys, isn’t human life just a complicated version of rolling around in the mud to keep cool, of sticking our faces in the mud and taking big gulps of it and spitting it out just so we can take shelter in our little hovels where we also hide our little babies that ARE… WAIT… OHMYGOD… THE BABIES ARE A WALL OF TINY EYEBALLLS? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE TERROR! I was with you, mudskipper, until the THE EYEBALL BABY WALL which is something I’m pretty sure I saw on acid once.

(via khealywu)
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