DR. JASPER: The left one. HAZEL: Well, by the look of it, there’s nothing LEFT of it.Just found this sketch from 2009. Anyone have any idea where this was going?
DR. JASPER: Which one?
HAZEL: The right one!
DR. JASPER: Well, by the look of it, there is nothing RIGHT about it!
Doctor Jasper goes for left arm.
HAZEL: No, my right! It’s your left.
Doctor Jasper inspects his own left arm.
DR. JASPER: Looks fine to me…
HAZEL: What? Are you joking? I’m really, really hurt right now.
DR. JASPER: Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you.
HAZEL: I’m not offended! I’m bleeding out!
DR. JASPER: You’re not out. You’re in… the emergency room. Now, what is the problem?
HAZEL: The problem is that I’m bleeding!
DR. JASPER: Ah. I see. Now we’re getting somewhere. You’re worried about your menstrual cycle.
The tiger enters.
HAZEL: Agh!! There he is!
DR. JASPER: I’m sorry miss, you can’t bring a pet into the emergency room. Please have him wait in the hall.
HAZEL: Pet? He’s my husband.
DR. JASPER: Oh, then he’s allowed in the emergency room. AWGGHGHGH. He just bit off my arm!
HAZEL: Which one?
